sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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i am so frustrated. why the hell are the nerves in my arm acting up again. it’s been three years. i have no time for this shit

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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(Source: yovahkiin)

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

(Source: asgardian-poledance)

raspberry-pies:

I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.

(Source: ericscissorhands)

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

(Source: kazi-is-amazing)

tropicun:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!

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Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. 

THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A GENERATOR) 

ONE WINNER WILL WIN ALL ITEMS (ONLY 1)

Rules:

  1. Must be following sociedy & potent-love
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you reblog the post

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • we are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere so dont feel that just because you live in the USA you cant win)

if you have any other questions ask us here & here

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014

Items: 

  1. Coach purse- $250
  2. Coach wallet- $70
  3. iPhone 4 gb 16- $100
  4. iPhone 5s gb 64- $200
  5. GoPro- $300
  6. Sol Republic- $150
  7. Oakleys- $250
  8. Bose speaker- $300
  9. Ipad 3- $400
  10. Chanel purfume- $100
  11. Samsung laptop- $270
  12. Kodak camera- $100
  13. Chi straightener- $100
  14. John Green books- $20
  15. Quartz watch- $90
  16. Fossil watch- $110
  17. Macbook pro- $1100
  18. iPhone 5s gb64- $200
  19. Adobe photoshop- $50
  20. Michael Kors phone case- $40
  21. Canon DSLR lens- $200
  22. Canon Rebel XS- $700

TOTAL: $5000+

dannybrony:

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.

(Source: plastic-cyborg)

(Source: stripedsweater)